this is the face of someone who has realized that his beers are so precariously stacked that he can't safely set them down without help and thus cannot drink anything]
[ i know he's gonna drink you to safety, here's to double fisting, but also he will actually steer kuranosuke towards the bar again to start to set them on the counter. ]
[Yes hello I'm almost done with work and Childe is here... he is Prepared, by which I mean he has these with him, waow. Mini Seelie is also here, vibing away as usual.]
[ hey what's up yall persephone is currently dangling about ten feet in the air, being gently waved around by an errant ceiling tentacle. weirdly enough, she does not seem to be freaking out about this. she doesn't even seem upset!
... she doesn't look like she's feeling much of anything, really, upon closer look. hm. ]
Honestly, I don't think I really care if it ends up tossing me or whatever. [ the tentacle wiggles her around again as if to prove a point. ] At this point, I've basically lost the will to live.
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Aaaahhh, fuck. Again, huh.
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Worse places. Guess those are for you now.
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[he stares at the beers like he's contemplating drinking literally all of them, right this second.]
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[ he's gonna lift the most precariously stacked one from the top and start drinking it. ]
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this is the face of someone who has realized that his beers are so precariously stacked that he can't safely set them down without help and thus cannot drink anything]
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Set an alarm next time.
[ silly goose, don't get trapped somewhere. ]
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[huffs a little... but snags a beer once they've been set up on the counter and his hands are free]
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No balls to throw around this time. Hm.
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[ he taps his harpoon gun with his boot. it is under the chair. ]
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looks at the tentacle
chugs his beer]
I would love to see that, actually. Take it out with that killer aim of yours!
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Sure. One less tentacle to worry about—
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blip.
he furrows his brow. ]
How do you use this gun.
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[ he picks it up and just stares at it because he is
at a loss. ]
Have I even used this before?
[ he looks down the barrel (no he doesn't.) ]
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I think it's time to put the harpoon gun down, Lin...
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slowly puts it down. ]
Not because you told me to.
I just can't remember how to fucking use it.
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Of course, baby.
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chugs a whole beer]
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Doing alright, comrade?
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[drinks more]
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Also if Childe were more of an asshole he'd be like "hope it's not one of us lol" but Kuranosuke's obviously stressed, so.]
You never know, the demons could be playing a prank. [That's not much better]
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I said something like that last week, and it definitely turned out to be wishful thinking!
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Well, maybe the tentacles will fend them off long enough to escape, if anyone breaks in. [That's not helping either]
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... she doesn't look like she's feeling much of anything, really, upon closer look. hm. ]
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Persephone...?
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anyway persephone just waves. sup. ]
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Do you need some help or are you good up there?
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[ upon speaking, it's noticeable that there's a lack of affect in even her tone. ]
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Girl, uh... you good?
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Been better.
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[gestures at the. tentacle. swaying her around.]
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[ what was this week's effect again, ]
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...pleeeease come down from there.
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[ MY BABYGIRL ]
Persephone... are you feeling alright...?
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[ the tentacle waves for her ]