this is the face of someone who has realized that his beers are so precariously stacked that he can't safely set them down without help and thus cannot drink anything]
[ i know he's gonna drink you to safety, here's to double fisting, but also he will actually steer kuranosuke towards the bar again to start to set them on the counter. ]
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[he stares at the beers like he's contemplating drinking literally all of them, right this second.]
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[ he's gonna lift the most precariously stacked one from the top and start drinking it. ]
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this is the face of someone who has realized that his beers are so precariously stacked that he can't safely set them down without help and thus cannot drink anything]
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Set an alarm next time.
[ silly goose, don't get trapped somewhere. ]
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[huffs a little... but snags a beer once they've been set up on the counter and his hands are free]
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No balls to throw around this time. Hm.
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[ he taps his harpoon gun with his boot. it is under the chair. ]
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looks at the tentacle
chugs his beer]
I would love to see that, actually. Take it out with that killer aim of yours!
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Sure. One less tentacle to worry about—
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blip.
he furrows his brow. ]
How do you use this gun.
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[ he picks it up and just stares at it because he is
at a loss. ]
Have I even used this before?
[ he looks down the barrel (no he doesn't.) ]
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I think it's time to put the harpoon gun down, Lin...
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slowly puts it down. ]
Not because you told me to.
I just can't remember how to fucking use it.
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Of course, baby.
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