engineers: (shout out to all my aliens)
bixing the science king ([personal profile] engineers) wrote2023-02-13 06:02 pm

pc catchall | superhell | mephisto

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teufelshund: (the cutest thing you've said all day)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ the funniest thing to me is how he really never introduced himself to anyone and has completely different names on bicker and the room directory so he's just having fun seeing what each person decides on

anyway!! he smiles back with a little nod of acknowledgement. ]


I am! I like to think of myself as something of an amusement park connoisseur.
teufelshund: (because you're FAILING HISTORY)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-14 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ zagreus calling him sir johann has been the funniest so far, he's never correcting that ]

My rating for this one would be a solid Not Great!

[ i'm gonna say he's holding a sad melting spongebob ice cream bar here so that he can be pointing with it for emphasis and dripping all over the floor. ]

The overall aesthetic isn't bad, aside from some poorly designed and poorly placed clowns, and the variety of rides and games is acceptable for what looks to have been designed as a seasonal carnival.

But the game prizes are offensively uncute, the food tastes as if it's been left out too long (though the ice cream is surprisingly good aside from being halfway through a transformation into soup!), and everything looks like it's one strong breeze away from falling part.
teufelshund: (hey you know something cap)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ heh ]

Indeed! For the way this place tends to do things, it's near-perfect in its imperfection!
teufelshund: (you do take forever in the bathroom)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-15 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ this little man who's almost 5 inches taller than you ]

Well, I don't really spend all that much time in them, but I do own one!
teufelshund: (you know that?)

[personal profile] teufelshund 2023-02-20 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's much nicer than this, anyway. I'm its mascot, so of course my standards are high — I wouldn't put my name or image on anything that didn't meet them.

It has a ferris wheel, roller coaster, and carousel, among other things, and it's a very popular place for student excursions!