No, he's not. In fact, if he bit you, it wouldn't even hurt! His jaw strength is pretty weak. Pythons are constrictors - they wrap around and constrict their prey to kill it instead of poisoning it.
Yes, very good! Exactly. Though, truthfully, he's a big baby. [ he gestures to the python who is indeed cowering under the couch. ] He wouldn't last a second out in the wild.
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[ teacher voice. ]
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Oh, so that's why his body is so much wider than on the snakes I've seen before! He must have quite a bit of muscle to be able to constrict his food.
[She seems eager to learn at least?]
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Yes, very good! Exactly. Though, truthfully, he's a big baby. [ he gestures to the python who is indeed cowering under the couch. ] He wouldn't last a second out in the wild.
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[ he nods!! and then starts looking around, sitting up.a bit...? ] Let's see. Is there any of that terrible pizza around?
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[She goes back to the table to check, and comes back with both a piece of pizza and a slice of cake.]
Neither of these are meat though, I'm not sure if he'll go for it.
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[ SIGH
he settles back to where he was, taking the pizza slice and breaking off a piece of it. ]
Popcorn, come on. I can take you to your daddy, please...?
[ popcorn lifts his head and stares at them both. woeful. miserable. he does not move. ]
me tagging you while you make the slut chart
[Who could that be? Tuuri does not know, she thought Lu Bixing owned Popcorn.]