Like my hand's being stretched. [ help. he does flex his fingers -- it's a bit clumsy, given he suddenly has a load of extra length to his fingers now.
[ congrats on your salad fingers. he watches this with the acute eye of a scientist, and then adds something to his notes. ]
Probably. I mean, it could be worse - your dominant hand is one thing, but if it was truly random, it could be truly random. Your ear could grow so large it overbalances you and you can't stand up straight. Or you start to look like Pinocchio! Or, god forbid your heart enlarges - I wonder if it works on organs...?
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... It feels stretchy? [ shocking. ]
I wouldn't be surprised if it's totally random. It could've been my ass.
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[ is it still growing. lu bixing is taking like rapid fire notes as this is happening because this is very, very fascinating
but the ass jokes does make him laugh. a "pffft" snort. ungraceful. ] I - yes, you're probably right. Maybe you got off lucky. Are you left handed?
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it's probably slowing down now. ]
No, right. Lucky, lucky me.
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Probably. I mean, it could be worse - your dominant hand is one thing, but if it was truly random, it could be truly random. Your ear could grow so large it overbalances you and you can't stand up straight. Or you start to look like Pinocchio! Or, god forbid your heart enlarges - I wonder if it works on organs...?
[ dont just wonder that ] Hm.
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Feel free it try it yourself if you're that interested.
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[ :uwu: ]
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Well, hopefully this one won't grow anything too difficult for you to handle.