[ you know how when your cat's about to kill you and you're holding onto them even though you know you're about to lose your fingers so you hold on a little tighter
that's what lu bixing is doing right now with the hand he's holding. he lets the rest of the cookie fall, because he tries to catch it but his depth perception is still ass and fails, and instead puts his attention up to him and bats his eyelashes. ]
sisi how does this taste. is it good is it bad is it going to make him barf or does he immediately want to give lbx a bj for how good this cookie is i have to know. /chugs vodka ]
[ it's fucking delicious. it's lu bixing, what do you expect? they're perfect, the right amount of fluffy with a slightly browned crust, with big chunks of chocolate and flakes of sea salt. ]
[ he's immediately reaching out to thumb the crumbs away, smiling at lin jingheng - with a little of that familiar mischievous sparkle starting to find its way back into his eye. ]
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What the...
[ this is the fucking weirdest question he has had to encounter lately. lu bixing...
he holds out a hand cheekily even with a deadpan expression. ]
Shake?
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when he makes the "a" sound with his mouth lu bixing whips a hand out and
puts a warm chocolate chip cookie directly in lin jingheng's mouth.
and then takes his hand and says: ] Good boy.
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[ sure his hand has been taken and his mouth is full of cookie but he looks... so murderous.
he bites it, uncaring if the rest falls into his lap—
and like ok give him a minute it does taste really good... fuck. ]
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that's what lu bixing is doing right now with the hand he's holding. he lets the rest of the cookie fall, because he tries to catch it but his depth perception is still ass and fails, and instead puts his attention up to him and bats his eyelashes. ]
Good?
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Did you make this?
[ he is just chewing in the way you might chew to evaluate something. ]
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sisi how does this taste. is it good is it bad is it going to make him barf or does he immediately want to give lbx a bj for how good this cookie is i have to know. /chugs vodka ]
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well yeah okay.
it's the salt that gets him, sharp enough on its own and still enhancing the sweetness of the cookie just enough.
the texture is good too. wow. ]
Good, [ hm ] so what's the favor?
[ he moves to wipe some crumbs from his mouth. ack. ]
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You already did it.
[ ehe. ]
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Nothing! I wasn't sure you'd eat it if I just told you to!
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Such deceptive maneuvers, Prime Minister Lu.
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...well, it's worked before, hasn't it? Am I in trouble, Commander Lin?
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I'll have to rethink it if so.
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Nnnno, I'll hate it! I'll definitely hate it! Have mercy on me, Lin Jingheng!