[You know what the problem with daring him to do something about it is? It's that Thancred is here to take that dare. And also the fact that Ryn does the exact same thing and so he's just kind of primed for reflexive action when presented with someone demonstrating Fucking Elf™ behaviors.

Which is how LBX winds up smooched right smack dab on that stupid sparkly innocent smile.

Apparently that's what he's going to do about it — and he's already laughing even as he pulls away.]

All right, then, I take it back. We'll have nothing but smooth sailing from here on out, because you would have it be so.