[god don't ask about allag don't ask about allag]

...Well, I'm not finding myself irrepressibly attracted to you, so that's a start. Cane sugar...sea salt...spiced rum...orange peel...

[I have no idea if these ingredients are right but this is in fact the thing Thancred would get correctly and I'm not about to go ask the mods to give me a hard recipe so. Just. Let's assume he's getting these right, and goes on a little further.]

I'm not turning purple or something likewise absurd, am I? Not sprouting fins and gills?