[ congrats on your salad fingers. he watches this with the acute eye of a scientist, and then adds something to his notes. ]

Probably. I mean, it could be worse - your dominant hand is one thing, but if it was truly random, it could be truly random. Your ear could grow so large it overbalances you and you can't stand up straight. Or you start to look like Pinocchio! Or, god forbid your heart enlarges - I wonder if it works on organs...?

[ dont just wonder that ] Hm.