[ don’t call him dad, he’d hate that he’s younger than lbx D: ]

Yeah, ok. [ he leans down and raps a knuckle lightly on the top of his head. ] Don’t brush it off like that; it hurts like a bitch but the painkillers will help, yeah. Your depth perception’s going to be fucked for a while, so keep an eye on that while you’re here because if someone decides to pull this again it’s going to suck if your adrenaline doesn’t compensate for the fact you aren’t seeing distances right.

Maybe we need a club of people missing an eye here. Everyone could get a crappy t-shirt from the the costume store and wear them to those tolerance events.